A bit more of the Bastard (Chaps 5-8)*
Still more of the Bastard (Chaps 9-13)*
The Bastard System Manager from Hell (Chaps 1 & 2)*
TheBastard is Back (Chaps 14 & 15)*
The Bastard in Britain (Chaps 1 & 2)*
The Bastard REALLY is Back (Misc)*
The Bastard Prehistory
The most recent Bastard FAQ Update (Mar 2001)
Home of BOFH 2000 & 2001 + BOFH Merchandise!
The Bastard Book @ plan9.org
And the long awaited Sequel...
The 1995 Vintage
The 1996 Vintage, Part One
The 1996 Vintage, Part Two
The 1997 Special Limited Release, Part One
The 1997 Special Limited Release, Part Two
The 1998 Star Trek Enhanced Compilation, Part One
The 1998 Star Trek Rave Free, Part Two
The 1999 Series!
The long awaited Excuse Board!!!
A short glossary of terms
Check yourself out against the Bastard Quizzes
Translations
Don't speak the Queen's own English? Why not try some of these translations for size:
Mark Heintz' hosting Florian Schiel's German Version
Or perhaps the French version, courtesy of Edgerley Joanne, IT1 [edgerleyj[AT-SYMBOL]bigfoot.com]
* Electronic rights of the '*'d texts are owned by Datamation Magazine.
All other rights, Copyright, Moral Right, the Right to remain silent, etc,are owned by me, Simon Travaglia, simon "at" waikato.ac.nz